Here is your NoSpin Debunker for June 2, 2003

Tom "Letterman" Ranseen's Top 10 Excuses for Not Marketing

10. "Ran a couple ads back in January-so we've got it covered this year."

Probably didn't get a lot of results either....A cardinal sin is to waste marketing dollars on a couple ads or a couple direct mail pieces--or a couple of anythings. It simply doesn't work. Doing things regularly--maybe not all of the time--and doing more than just one thing is what gets results. A corollary: websites that go unattended for months. Truly a crying shame...and missed marketing opportunity.

9. "I forgot."

Marketing dementia is truly rampant. Are you one who is too busy, frazzled and hassled to even ponder finding more good prospects for your products and services? You must remember to tell people who you are, why you're different and that your business is alive-with some frequency. Marketing is a discipline like exercise. Here are some marketing things that I remembered myself at the end of 2002.

8. "That's nuts. The economy stinks worse than in '29."

Oh really, you were around back then, were you? Yes, the economy is still pretty lousy, but commerce is hardly at a standstill. It's a perfect time for businesses to grab market share from others that have gone into their shells-and be poised to make a large move when things do improve. A very good time to rev up your marketing is in a tough economy.

7. "Why bother? Heck, we've got sales babes who all look like Halle Berry."

Nothing the matter with that as long as your Halle look-alikes know who to go after, how, what to say--and then how to close. Do yours? If they are clued into Marketing, they'll be even more effective.

6. "Not needed--Our sales boys' rolodexes are as golden as their Rolexes."

A lot of sales get done via existing relationships and existing clients. That's great. But still, these known prospects and clients need to regularly hear what you have to offer, how you're different, how you can save them money or make them money. Nobody has enough golf time or lunches to do that. Marketing leverages those relationships and expands the base of potential buyers. Use your relationships AND market.

5. "My sales folks aren't the brightest bulbs and wouldn't take advantage of 'it' anyway."

Hopefully, you're lucky enough to have some good, smart ones, but sales people who don't "get it" (marketing), choose to ignore the information they are provided and fail to FOLLOW-UP should be fired-and replaced with sales people who do get marketing. End of story.

4. My VP of Sales says that "Weenies market--Big Boys sell."

If so, your VP is an idiot. Probably one of those that also has a phony "Marketing" tacked on to his or her title. Marketing makes Big Boy (and Big Girl) Sales people successful by locating the right prospects so that Sales can bag them. Big boys are often terrible at finding the right birds to shoot, how, when and where-and that's not their job anyway. Smart Big Boys make more money for themselves and their companies if they play ball with Marketing-and focus their energies on closing. Get a real Chief Marketing Officer. See my presentation: Marketers are from Jupiter-Sales Folks Are From Saturn. They are different breeds with different skills.

3. "We're more broke than the Clampett's before they moved to Beverly Hills."

Money is tight at lots of companies, but look carefully around your business. There's money that you're tossing away right now on lots of things (and I don't mean the employees' coffee), I promise. Re-direct that waste to growing your business. Just do it. Increase your productivity and invest more in Marketing.You can afford it.How to market on the cheap.

2. "Anybody we care about already knows us better than Coke."

The corporate ego gone amuck...Sorry, you may think that in your particular industry niche(s) or market(s) that everyone knows about you, but you're not top-of-mind with hardly anyone--ever. You have to remind them with the right messages, the right vehicles, and with some frequency. That's why Coke spends millions of year just on advertising-as one marketing vehicle. Your company can't do that but you can implement cost effective marketing initiatives in your own bailiwick-if you know how and you execute. Is your CEO fooling himself or herself about his/her marketing prowess?

1. "I'd rather toss that money away in Vegas like Billy Bennett--and at least have some fun."

There are no sure things in business, much less marketing (as a key business function). It takes hard work, investment, and execution-with no guarantees. So yes, there is some level of risk always-but at a lot better odds than Billy Bennett has faced in Vegas. And yes, you should make prudent investments and track ROI, but you have to give your Marketing a reasonable shot at succeeding.

Next time, I promise to get back to discussing in greater detail how to get started in Pay-Per-Click and what I've learned about the vagaries of bidding for keywords using Google Adwords and Overture.

Tom Ranseen
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